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The Cast List: A 3:33 Slideshow Of Everyone At UVU

What This Video Is

A 3 minute 33 second slideshow posted by the account Muppet Masher, whose caption notes with amusement that the running time came out at three minutes thirty-three seconds by accident. It is a reference deck rather than an argument: roughly a hundred slides at one to two seconds each, every one pairing a name and a role with a photograph, a social media profile screenshot, or a still from event footage with a red circle or a green box drawn on it.

There is no narration at any point. The soundtrack is a rock track -- the transcription of the file is simply the song's lyrics, garbled, which is why the transcript reads as a repeating refrain about seeing a face again -- and the information is carried entirely by on-screen text.

What The Footage Shows

The deck is organised into labelled groups, and the organisation is the most useful thing about it.

It opens on a nine-square grid headed "Security Team" and then gives each member a slide: the contractors and personnel who were working the event, several identified with the name of the security company they trained or worked with, one shown with a distinctive arm tattoo, one captioned as being on a rooftop walkway behind caution tape. A slide labelled "2 Mystery Men" flags two figures the maker could not name.

A second grid heads "TPUSA Staff" and runs through organisation employees -- strategic and communications staff, event and production people, on-air figures, senior executives -- each with a profile screenshot and, where the maker found one, a still of them in the crowd with their face circled. A subgroup labelled "AV Gangstas" covers the audiovisual crew, and a four-quadrant grid narrows to camera operators specifically.

The back half widens out. It covers Utah state and federal political figures, local law enforcement and university police, prosecutors and defence counsel, the university president, and then a long run of eyewitnesses, citizen investigators and bystanders who were present or who have spoken publicly. It closes on a slide about pardons, a slide on a prominent commentator, a slide on the accused, and a final dense organisational flowchart with Charlie Kirk at the centre.

Two things need saying about what this deck is and is not.

First, as an index it is genuinely valuable, and it is one of the few artifacts that shows the sheer number of people involved in staging and covering an event of this kind. Anyone trying to keep the roles straight will find it useful.

Second, being on a slide in it means nothing. The deck asserts no wrongdoing by anybody, and this site does not suggest that any person appearing in it did anything improper. Most of them were doing their jobs, watching a speech, or happened to be in frame. A red circle drawn around a face in a crowd photograph is an annotation, not a finding, and several slides carry editorial captions -- including one openly insulting a named woman -- that are the maker's opinion and are not repeated here. Private individuals in it who have no documented role are not named on this page.

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